Talk to us

Due to the extraordinary popularity of this website, Starcrost Productions has been targeted for bombardment by the spammers. We used to have the usual method of communicating here but we can't even mention the word for the concept because the spammers have developed programs to detect that kind of information. We apologize to all the real people out there but now there is only one way that you can initiate a dialogue with Peter Cross. However, your effort must contain at least one of the following elements in order to receive a reply:

  • A very sincere compliment
  • Outright flattery
  • At least some marginally intelligent writing
  • Funny stuff (if it doesn't make us laugh, it's not funny enough)
  • Mention of at least one song that you listened to and loved

Unfortunately, we have been forced to give you the following information in a silly way. The address to write to is:
thebigcheese (all lower case, no spaces or underscores), (then a two letter word that rhymes with hat) iinet (period) com

Sorry, folks, that's the Internet for ya.