The Peter Cross Biography - a rock and roll man in a rock and roll joke

The Peter Cross Biography

Description:	Opaque, sedentary, extraordinarily male type object with a variable temperature, occasional gaseousness, and a mildly salty taste at the critical locations.
Age:	Between 20 and 5000 years old depending upon the velocity of the observer (a salty taste of Peter Cross' Theory of Relativity from The Interview with Peter Cross, Part 2).
Features:	Heavy cross on shoulders, monkey on back with knife sticking out, black cloud hovering over head, belly and heart both hungry, and horrified expression on face much too often.
Obsessions:	Rock and roll, women, great pizza - and not necessarily in that order either. Now we must add gourmet cooking, a new development in 2004 inspired by the first Grande Chef de France, Master Paul Bocuse, and The Great Iron Chef Master Hiroyuki Sakai. Absorbing their inspiration into many months of cooking caused the exclamation to burst forth - Damn, I'm Good!
Allergies:	Disco "music", cRAP "music", rock and roll that doesn't rock or roll, pigs (except in Good Cops Love Rock and Roll because the two things have to occur simultaneously but it never happens in real life), and the entire city of Vallejo, CA.
Hobbies:	Recreational sex, especially in recreational vehicles and/or in spontaneous recreational areas. Oh, this one cannot be stressed enough!
Addictions:	Pre-approved, pre-authorized pizza, i.e. Sal's Pizzeria Restaurant, Mamaroneck, N.Y. and La Rocco’s in San Clemente.
Best song:	Sherry, by the Four Seasons, which is coincidentally also one secret ingredient in Peter Cross' Chicken Savior Sauce.
Sports:	Totally non-competitive. Likes to watch air . . . or maybe being a net surfer qualifies as a sport?
Last sighting:	Sal's Pizzeria Restaurant in May of 2004 about 5 minutes before a business meeting with "Large Louie".
Last words:	"Yo, Sal. One more slice with extra cheese for Louie. Yeah, fuckin' A, Sal, it's on me."

Born with both a mother and a father, unremarkable school career with no indication of creative talent and only a marginal suggestion of competence in the real world. Sexual energy first manifested at 11 years old and was virtually uncontrollable by age 13, but unfortunately girls did not notice at all. Remained invisible until age 16 at which time high visibility occurred overnight after joining The Dolphins, a local rock and roll band with a regional hit record. Shock to consciousness was intense but was softened by the caring hands of more than three females (exact number unknown). Heterosexuality confirmed by testing, repeated testing, and still more testing after that. Subsequent life includes many loves, births, deaths, successes, failures, outstanding meals, colitis maximus, Paxil, Uncle Vino and Lady Vodka, the white light, and the infamous "Rough Ride in the Rubber Room." The most traumatic events still reverberate through the space/time continuum like a mini-Auschwitz but emerging from the psychic escape tunnel into a home with a view of the Pacific Ocean is an experience to be savored with a good smoke. When you have the means, what you choose to surround yourself with reflects the true state of your inner being. Wow. I actually made that up myself. Here's some more clever stuff.