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Belchmeister

The King of the Belch was born with ability so strong
We had to record him in order to give him his own song
Belchmeister!

The King of the Belch appeared like a visitor from Mars
One of a diminishing number of natural born stars
Belchmeister!

I'm telling the world The King of the Belch is my son
All right Belchmeister, lower the big gun - Shoot !!!

Presenting the one and only - Belchmeister!

The King of the Belch appeared like a visitor from Mars
One of a diminishing number of natural born stars
Belchmeister!

All right Belchmeister, make me proud son!

Peter Cross is the songwriter, the lead singer, the arranger and the producer, but not the Belchmeister.

Commentary:

Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Belchmeister really does belch all 26 letters of the alphabet and his "W" is a killer! So inquiring minds wanna know - who is the Belchmeister? He's my younger son. He was 9 years old when Belchmeister was recorded and he had been a champion burper since about age 2. I wrote this song for him on purpose in order to involve him in my music by showcasing his unusual talent, and to give him a unique and fun experience in life that no one else could possibly give him. That much, I certainly did. I recorded him doing 5 different tracks of burping. I took the best burps from the 5 tracks, sampled them to computer, assigned each burp to a key on the computer keyboard, and then played my son like a musical instrument to create the sound you hear now. It's an epic of rock and roll burping and there's not another song remotely like it in the known universe.

The birth of this shining soul made the stars themselves shine brighter
The Belchmeister


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